• demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

THREE HOURS AGO I COULDN’T WRITE FOR SHIT AND NOW I HAVE 1192 WORDS FOR MY COLLEGE ESSAY THAT IS NEARLY DOUBLE FUCK ME SHIT SHIT SHIT

First and foremost, ballet is an aesthetic. Not only does it favor a certain body type, but the choreographer George Balanchine himself believed that a ballet dancer should be as “pale as a freshly peeled apple.” And me? I was freshly brewed coffee.

Actual line in my college essay.

You know how sometimes you find the key to a piece of writing you can be proud of? Like you start with something good-ish and then by some dumb attempt at constructing a sentence you find exactly what you wanted to say in perfect format?

Well I found that key. Alert the media, I might have a draft by the end of today.